Name: Lauren Smith
Rank: Raging Rapist
Location: Colchester, Essex England
Common username(s): @LDS on Dailybooth
D.O.B: 24/5/(UNKNOWN)
D.O.J: 25/10/2010
Advantages brought to the Club

• Lauren is as Lauren does.
  
• Lauren is a lovely girl although she can not forget about World War II at times.
• Everyone wants to get in her pants. Period.
• She potrayed the roll of Forrest Jr in the remake of Forrest Gump.
  
• Lauren Smith. Best served drunk in a bath tub.
  
• She's currently going out with a lovely Italian bloke who she met on Chat Roulette. He wants to get in her pants as well.
• The best thing about Lauren is that she loves you and you'll never ever forget it. <3>

Name: Curtis Radcliffe
Rank: The Great Thane Director
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
Common username(s): @iamcurtis on Dailybooth (this is prone to change)
D.O.B: 30/11/92
D.O.J: 12/2/2010
Advantages brought to the Club

• He is a lovely chap with the wit of seven kings and seven horses.
  
• He once went under the name of "Ray Roberts" when ordering a package of goods from Dominos.
  
• He has a delightful accent.
• He was on of the founding fathers of Ian Thompson. Unfortunately, he had a bad line.
  
• He was once employee of the month of Chirping Chicken.
• To be honest, I'd give up my left leg for him.
• Despite sharing the same last name, he is not related to the wizard named Harry.
• He is the moonstar
  

Name: Kerry Lauren Morris
Rank: Burping General
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire UK
Common username(s): @iamshamo on Dailybooth
D.O.B: 25/1/1995
D.O.J: 25/10/2010
Advantages brought to the Club

• She's an absolutely lovely girl with a great personality and a delightful wit to her charm
• When we first met, we had pretend sex. It's like normal sex, but pretend and a lot more badgers.
• While on Skype, she is prone to having unwarned visits from her parents.
  
• Her father, is a farmer.
• Her mother, is a babe.
• She is what's known as "hardcore". She is not afraid and will not hesitate to tell her parents to shut up. She also likes to tell them to close the door properly for she shouldn't have to because she is perfect.
• She burbs more than me. Key words are "she" and "burbs".
  
• Sometimes known as "Kerry Tibbs".
• He is unaware that Africa is a country and thinks Scotland is a small town in Yorkshire.
  

Name: Albert James Wigmore
Rank: 1 Wig plus 20
Location: Salisbury, Wiltshire, England.
Common username(s): @AlbertWigmore on Dailybooth
D.O.B: 07/5/95
D.O.J: 25/05/2010
Advantages brought to the Club

• He, like Ray is from the Salisbury area and both go to the same school which they have to put up with the many teachers they have to put up with e.g. Tad.
  
• He has questioned the almighty "L" many a time. Even against the advise and warns by his peers he carried on questioning "L" and yes, BlogTV was apart of his queries. "L" was not pleased.
• He once wrote simple math equations on a piece of paper during a GCSE Maths lesson and the teacher approved and said it was very good.
• He witnessed first hand of the confused child in the Salisbury Apple Store getting his picture taken by surprise.
• According to the ancient scriptures of the Greeks, he will catch 'em all because he is the almighty god of Wigs and the more wigs he has the more energy he will revive from the sun to fire his Pew pew rocket cannon at venus.
  

Name: Neesey NeenisDiego Pathan
Rank: NEESAYSAY
Location: Warwickshire, England.
Common username(s): @Neesey on Dailybooth/@NeeseyTheNargle on Twitter/NeverShoutNeesey on YouTube
D.O.B: 10/08/95
D.O.J: 25/04/2010 18:52 Approx.
Advantages brought to the Club

• Ever since she was born she has had the brilliant ability to think of words that rhymes with Ray such as: Say, Kay, Neigh, Nay, Day, Yay etc.
• It was 22:43 on the 20th of June 2010 when Neesay began to refer to Ray Roberts as RAYHAYHAY! It was 2 minutes later when Ray began to call Neesey "NEESAYSAY".
  
• She's a rather nice girl who plays Pokemon *instant epic friend material*.
• In mid-July 2010, she saved the region of Johto from Team Rocket who planned to harness the energy from pool and defenceless slowpokes.
  
• She's one of those wonderful people that remind you of "The Game" every now and again but uses cleverly and not to much for it to get annoying. She's a clever one.

Name: Christy Sorcha Flynn
Rank: Coo Farmer
Location: Ballymoney, Northern Ireland
Common username(s): @christyflynn on Dailybooth
D.O.B: 05/5/UNCONFIRMED
D.O.J: 14/2/2010
Advantages brought to the Club

• She is de first ever member av de speshal deadly sprog club ter be from de lan' dat is known as Norn Iron an' 'as a delightfully wonderful accent!
• It is said by many Buddhist monks that she knows the whereabouts of the precious mountain coo of the North-South which have ever had a reported sighting with evidence in record history.
• She has had the honor to of spoken to the Lord "L" and complimented his singing only for him to misread her name as Cassie. Needless to say, she was heart broken.
• According to the word of the wind of the street, Ian Thompson of Thane Direct has come in to contact with Christy and offered her a H20 mop with 2 year extra guarantee, 3 extra water filters for the price of £4.89. Despite this rumor, no mop of any sort have been found on her person.
  

Name: Cassady "Cassie" Alexandra Mancinii
Rank: Pokemon Jedi
Location: Virginia, America
Common username(s): @Cassady on Dailybooth/ VivaLaCassiie on YouTube
D.O.B: 26/4/94
D.O.J: 25/6/2010
Advantages brought to the Club

• Surprisingly out of the huge population of the USA, she is the first member to be located in Americalands.
  
• Discovery of her is thanks to Dailybooth.
  
• In her Dailybooth pictures she usually has either a "geeky" theme such as Pokemon or Star Wars.
  
• It is unknown where and how she learnt of the force and obtained the status of Jedi but all that is known is it's pretty awesome.
  
• "L" has shown a quick interest to Cassady after she coughed.
• She used to work for Team Rocket (ロケット団, Roketto-dan) who desires to steal Pokémon to further its goal of world domination. Her partner in crime, Butch, often get his name forgotten.
  
• She owns rather cute ducklings. According to writings dating back to the Ming Dynasty 大明国, it is possible for Cassady's overall charm and strength in the force and Pokemon-kind may be passed on to these ducklings in dire need when the time is right.
• She is said to be able to make your Bulba-Soar!
• She has a love for the Pokemon Shinx.
• She was born in Venice, Italy home of the river streets.
  

Name: Cameron "Cam" Suddaby
Rank: Ledge
Location: Laceby, Grimsby, United Kingdom
Common username(s): UNKNOWN
D.O.B: 29/03/91
D.O.J: 21/7/2008
Advantages brought to the Club

• He first appeared roaming randomly through the Steviet House while Steven was broadcasting from a webcam on BlogTV.
  
• He is known and beloved for his foul language especially towards Steven.
  
• Towards the early meetings of Cam, he argued with Ray quite a bit. Cam reffered to Ray as a "Twat" and Ray reffered back to Cam as "Fucking Emo" but these days their quarrels are not to be seen as they do not exist.
• He has many traits for "legend."
• According the ancient Myth, Cam and Baker created a weapon of mass destruction out of a kitchen knife, formally owned by Steven before it was taken by Cam and the Baker.
• He is a lover to animals as shown when he lets pirate the cat into the Steviet House.
  

Name: Benjamin Thomas
Rank: Welsh Dragon
Location: Home Town: South West Wales, Current City : Cardiff
Common username(s): BDT87
D.O.B: 24/03/87
D.O.J: 12/01/2009
Advantages brought to the Club

• He's the Welsh Dragon, isn't it well lush like isn't it?
  
• He's brought many phrases to this call like: You think it's funney!?
  
• He's prone to coming home late at night "pissed out of his fucking mind" from a time out with the boys.
• It is believe that Ben is actually Aled's Dad who is on BBC Radio 1 and he teaches Welsh to the world. If this theory is true, his location is Aberystwyth.
  
• He's a police officer, aka "Fish and Chips", from South West Wales. PC Ben Thomas.
• Where does it go? Where ever it goes.. he goes.
• s`mae fel ach 'm enwa ydy andy , beth ydy 'ch enwa a alla ca a sheprds bastai blesio?
• He has a hatred for Welsh actress, comedian and writer best known for co-scripting with Smithsta, portrayed by James Corden aka Tubby Legend, and starring in the multi-award winning TV comedy Gavin & Stacey for bringing bad vibe to the Welsh culture and people for saying "Oooooh! What's occurring". In the words of Ben Thompson: "Andrew has been taking pictures Andrew has. Whatsa matta wid 'em?"
• 4 yogurts.
• He likes to think that he played for Brazil in the 2010 World Cup when he's done "jack shit" towards their success.
  

Name: Tess Trevor'Barlow Moloney
Rank: Gabi's Bitch
Location: Birmingham, England
Common username(s): teresa54321
D.O.B: 01/10/1994
D.O.J: 11/11/2009
Advantages brought to the Club:

• Shares the same voice, including the delightful accent, as Gabi.
• Also like Gabi, sells at a very affordable price.
  
• Unlike Gabi, doesn't "lose it" after 10 minutes.
  
• She stole the title "man" from Gabi for being a male.
• According to Steven, she is going out with a "Chick". Steven was prosecuted for both sexual and racial offensives.
  
• She resembles a agitated giraffe.
• It is believed that the increase of the word "pounce" originated from her.
  

Name: Ingrid Teesalu
Rank: Tree
Location: Tallinn Estonia
Common username(s): MyNameIsIngrid
D.O.B: 12/1/1990
D.O.J: 3/11/2008
Advantages brought to the Club:

• Creative imagination which ponders up various things like Flying Hamsters, Perma and Warm Snow
• She has a gay man confined within her innards.
  
• Arguably the best person ever to go live on BlogTV ever.
  
• She likes to Tweet things that doesn't really make sense.
• As you can see by her display picture, she is rather fashionable in the latest styles and trends in the fashion world.
  
• The first time she ate peanut butter, her mother appeared on BlogTV.
• She likes chicken.
• In true "Ingrid" fashion she has appeared to of left Dailybooth and Twitter much like she did with the tragic death to the brilliant "MyNameIsIngrid show" on BlogTV. Although, there is a significant amount of activity going on on her blog and Facebook.
  

Name: Billie "Addie" Melissa Rogan
Rank: The Bees knees.
Location: Essex, England
Common username(s): WestEndActress (sometimes known as WestSidePrincess)
D.O.B: 29/4/1996
D.O.J: 18/2/2010
Advantages brought to the Club

• Very naive, especially when it comes to sexual terms.
• Generally, a pretty awesome and kind person
• Putting her hand in her mouth to create lulz while shoo hosting on the King1982.
• Much like Louis Pierce, she also has the rare "ginger" hair colour.
• She has a deep and sweat relationship with both Corey and Joe even though their mother, Katie, disapproves.
  
• She's like the most girlish girl you'll ever find on this site.. ever.
• Who has been able to see Alan Watts, Herbert Smith lawyer, twice.
  
• Upon recent developments of mid-2010, she has started to have a heavy increase of "bring the lolz!"
  

• He's sweet bloke deep down. :)
• Quite good Forza, I guess.
• He's actually a rather kind and awesome friend.
• You can not not love Ken!..... what?
  
• Only SCKCer to be rumoured to have tourettes.
  
• He is able to speak Japanese and claims to be able to understand Chinese (lying twat).
• Much like Ray, he has a love for martial artist/actor/singer/legend Jackie Chan.
  

Name: Rebecca "Becky" Docherty
Location: London (or so she says), England
Rank: Wicked Coo of the East
Common username(s): becky_doc/beckyOdoc
D.O.B: 27/5/1993
D.O.J: 12/2/2010
Advantages brought to the club:

• She's brought many fun times and lulz including "Lets boogie!"
  
• Lol. Gummy bear story.
• She has been grazed by the presences of Ian Thompson many a time.
• She's not below the age of 12, yet she goes on Habbo Hotel on a regular basis!
  
• She has a duck named Quinton.
• At times of complete and utter boredom, she is able to "bring the lolz" abd bring them she shall in ways of comprehensible such as: Saying "I do like a good coo me!" or "Durka Duh!"
• The main theme to the 1984 classic, Karate Kid, "You're the best around" by Joe Esposito, later to be used as theme for Smithy (an fictional character from the British Television series Gavin and Stacey portrayed by James Corden aka Tubby legend during 2010's UK Sport Relief.) is sometimes said to be perfect for her theme song of her life because the lyrics of the song tend to reflect her life choices and actions.
  

Name: Louis Pierce
Rank: Orange Beast
Location: Winsford, England
Common username(s): Louispierce
D.O.B: 3/5/1993
D.O.J: 22/9/2009
Advantages brought to the Club:

• He's has the orange hair commonly reffered to as "ginger".
• He's rather funny.
• He has rare footage of the "boner gate" in action, located in Huddersfield.
  
• Owns Recon armour and Katana 刀 sword.
  
• Good knowledge of Pokemon because he's a sad ass but in his defence, not many people can stand up to the plate of life and say "I have a Birthday Charmander which I got from person I haven't spoken to since on Serebii".
• The time of him dying his hair was a sad time for everyone for he lost his ginger hair and now looked like a dyke.
• According the Mr Happy, from the popular children's book series "Mr Men", he is massive fucking cunt.
  
• He is sometimes known as the Tramp because sometimes he is known for pretending to be homeless and sleep on the floor of hotel rooms.
  
• He was once apart of the Huddersfield massive and worked on set with Matt Smith. They is well tight.
  

Name: Jacob Peter Thompson
Rank: Lolrandom King.
Location: Birmingham, England
Common username(s): Anything really.
D.O.B: 22/4/1995
D.O.J: 14/8/2009
Advantages brought to the Club

• Comedic traits involving a mixture of random words which always result in lulz. For example, you could throw terrorism at the concept of education and Jacob would create a lul from Optimus Prime's piss.
  
• Very nice fellow
• Pranking Skills are above normal SCKCer. There once was a time where Scottish Drug Helpline, TalkToFrank, had a conversation about Speggetti Hoops for about 20 minutes. Most of his prank call usually ends with Ray laughing and saying "Jacob.. I love you."
  
• He's a funny little bugger!
• He's a kind and caring fellow who is seen as a kind uncle to the likes of Steven.
  
• I do love him, I really really do. I tell you what, I love him, I simply do!
  

Name: Steven William Thornalley
Rank: Lolzorg The Destroyer
Location: Grimsby, England
Common username(s): steviet7
D.O.B: 24/8/1988
D.O.J: 12/1/2009
Advantages brought to the Club:

• He bring the lolz
  
• He's good for the Gs.
  
• He likes to confirm that it truly is a kawaii vlog desu.
  
• Always up to date with gaming news because he is IGN in human form.
  
• A anonymous by the name of "Bob" once in inhabited Steven's house. He came home very late and brought junk home which usually consisted off anything from Plywood to a vibrator which was located inside of a chest of draws belonged to the B.O.B.
  
• Once upon a day there was a cat, Steven let it in and named it "Pirate" for it understood it but shortly after arrival Pirate got kicked out for "making a poo in Bob's plasticine box for it thought it was a litter box" .
• It was due to his first single release in mid-May "Gaming" which revealed Steven as a singing sensation in Germany, Poland, Slovenia, Thailand and The North-West Mushroom Kingdom region of Spain.
  
• He's a nice man who owns a tokei. 時計じ
• He's a special lad. Who has a love for the annoying Hannah Big Titted Ugly horse face.
  
• Everyone loves him deep down.
• He is known to randomly go up to Tesco workers with a netbook box and go "Ooooo! That's a nice box!" shortly before throwing it at them and running away shouting "lolzlolzlolzorg lightyear to the rescue!"
  

Name: Gabrielle "Gabi" Holmes
Rank: Brummie Cow
Location: Birmingham, England
Common username(s): iPWNatlife/Gabriellephantx3 (formally OmgItsGabrielle)
D.O.B: 3/3/1995
D.O.J: 1/11/2008
Advantages brought to the Club:

• Amazing Accent which resembles a slightly greedy Decepticon looking for a green giraffe always to be disappoint at the fact there are no green giraffes on Cybertron.
  
• Singing talents that are which only level with that of a Gods!
  
• Always creating a chuckle, not to confused with the Television double that has been sweeping the nation since the 1980s on BBC, the Chuckle Brothers.
  
• "SHUUUTUP!" Has been a catch phrase used by a lot of SCKCers and instantly generates the lolz and for that we thank you Gabi.
  
• Never spits, only swallows.
  
• Always there for a fiver.
• Some say, if you were to go to Birmingham and shout "GABI GABI SUCKY SUCKY" she will appear behind you wearing a tank top and she'll ask for a fiver.
  
• It is believed by many cultures that she drives the car named "Brum" which has a children TV programme about the car, produced by Ragdoll Productions for HIT Entertainment and first broadcast in 1991.

Name: Wam Bam Jam Man
Rank: Sixtieth Hokage
Location: Essex, England
Common username(s): @PotofPotatoes on Dailybooth/@PotofPotatoes on Twitter/PotofPotatoes on YouTube (formally kungfufightz1)
D.O.B: 29/5/1995
D.O.J: 29/12/2008
Advantages brought to the Club:

• He brings quite of his comedic talents home from his work place.
  
• Slight retardation which some Physicists have labeled as "Jamdilidum"
• He has come into "FACE" contact with Billie/Addie twice in his life time but rarely has said few words to her.
  
• Has a bizarre, not-human nature to himself which shares much similarities with a baby chimpanzee or a rhinoceros under the influence of anaerobic-steroids.
  
• Yesh and Noooo.
  
• Can speak many languages including Flimish and Flamish
  
• Son of former lawyer of the week, Apprentice star, Business adviser to Sir/Lord Alan Sugar, Fifa World Champ, layering alligator hot-shot, Big nosed bastard from Essex: Alan Watts.
• Lol he's a good friend really! Quite happy to know him! One of kind.
• Has a vast knowledge of many animes such as Naruto, Code Gayass and Death Note and definitely doesn't watch anime series' online illegally.
• He brings the ninjas to his yard and they're like "lol".
• He is trained in the Japanese art of Jujutsu 柔術 meaning "art of softness". He has been known to take down an armed opponent without use of a weapon or machinery. He often uses his martial arts in the sport Football. People are usually seen running around from Jamie as no one knows when or how he shall strike. ,
• It has been confirmed that he is a pot of yukon gold potatoes.
• He's the wam bam jam man. He does it for his fans man. You think you got skill? He can do a hand stand man. Jam Man.
  

Name: R
Rank: That boy.
Location: Salisbury, Wiltshire, England.
Common username: @Ir0nisland on Dailybooth/@Ir0nisland on Twitter/Ir0nisland on YouTube.
D.O.B: 23/11/1994
D.O.J: 1/11/2008
Advantages brought to the Club:

• Founder of the SCKC. Some say it began in August 2008 during the "BlogTV era" or some may say during August 2009 during the era of beginning of Skype.