Name: Kerry Lauren Morris
Rank: Burping General
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire UK
Common username(s): @iamshamo on Dailybooth
D.O.B: 25/1/1995
D.O.J: 25/10/2010
Advantages brought to the Club

• She's an absolutely lovely girl with a great personality and a delightful wit to her charm
• When we first met, we had pretend sex. It's like normal sex, but pretend and a lot more badgers.
• While on Skype, she is prone to having unwarned visits from her parents.
  
• Her father, is a farmer.
• Her mother, is a babe.
• She is what's known as "hardcore". She is not afraid and will not hesitate to tell her parents to shut up. She also likes to tell them to close the door properly for she shouldn't have to because she is perfect.
• She burbs more than me. Key words are "she" and "burbs".
  
• Sometimes known as "Kerry Tibbs".
• He is unaware that Africa is a country and thinks Scotland is a small town in Yorkshire.