Profile: Wam Bam Jam Man

Name: Wam Bam Jam Man
Rank: Sixtieth Hokage
Location: Essex, England
Common username(s): @PotofPotatoes on Dailybooth/@PotofPotatoes on Twitter/PotofPotatoes on YouTube (formally kungfufightz1)
D.O.B: 29/5/1995
D.O.J: 29/12/2008
Advantages brought to the Club:

He brings quite of his comedic talents home from his work place.
Slight retardation which some Physicists have labeled as "Jamdilidum"
He has come into "FACE" contact with Billie/Addie twice in his life time but rarely has said few words to her.
Has a bizarre, not-human nature to himself which shares much similarities with a baby chimpanzee or a rhinoceros under the influence of anaerobic-steroids.
Yesh and Noooo.
Can speak many languages including Flimish and Flamish
Son of former lawyer of the week, Apprentice star, Business adviser to Sir/Lord Alan Sugar, Fifa World Champ, layering alligator hot-shot, Big nosed bastard from Essex: Alan Watts.
Lol he's a good friend really! Quite happy to know him! One of kind.
Has a vast knowledge of many animes such as Naruto, Code Gayass and Death Note and definitely doesn't watch anime series' online illegally.
He brings the ninjas to his yard and they're like "lol".
He is trained in the Japanese art of Jujutsu 柔術 meaning "art of softness". He has been known to take down an armed opponent without use of a weapon or machinery. He often uses his martial arts in the sport Football. People are usually seen running around from Jamie as no one knows when or how he shall strike. ,
It has been confirmed that he is a pot of yukon gold potatoes.
He's the wam bam jam man. He does it for his fans man. You think you got skill? He can do a hand stand man. Jam Man.

Disadvantages: He's rather annoying at times. Fails epically at everything he is/does E.g. sounding like he's from Essex, being Jewish and doing homework about the novel "Of Mice and Men".
Quote: "Yesh!"

The SCKC?

The Special cool kid club are the elite of the elite. The best around. The very best that ever was, ever will, ever can. Where would you like to start? All concepts, profiles, ideas, statements, theory, questions, hypothesis, skin care products and slightly obese Blastoises are told through the experiences and mind of Ray Roberts. If any bit of SCKC does not make sense to your mind please keep this fact in mind and note that you might not ever understand for Ray wrote this.

Basically, if Mr Ray Roberts is fond of your existence, enjoys your company and considers you to be a good friend then he'll put you on there to show how much he loves you.

Alan Watts

Alan Watts is father of Jamie Watts (beloved SCKC member). He is an lawyer who has gained the lawyer of the week status twice, appeared on the Apprentice, worked of adviser for Sir Alan Sugar and also plays Fifa in his spear time. His image has been mocked on Dailybooth under the account "AlanWatts_HerbertSmith". He has brought many lulz to the SCKC for few reasons. His image resembles a mix of Jack Black, Borris Johson and Mr Blobby. Second reason is he is the father of Jamie and thirdly and most importantly.. his quotes. "Your house." "Loud, obnoxious and inexperienced.", "You're 21 one and I find you a little immature."

Chef Execellent!

Chef Excellent (as seen above) is well-renown by the members of the SCKC for granting the status of excellent to things ranging from "Stay Fresh Cheesebags" to people! In 1492 he was granted ownership of the country that was to be known as New Yorkshire Pudding. He had to import 10,000,000 boxs of bisto onions flavour gravy from the UK to meet demands of the Louis Pierce. After unable to please Louis he lost his title of king and said these exact words upon leaving "This is Execellently shit! You fat ginger execellent bastard, I hope you execellent in hell."

Haruhi Suzimiya

Haruhi Suzumiya is a high school student living in Japan. There are many different theories to what Haruhi is but most have the same basic idea; She is an anonymously. For what is, and for what will be because of Suzumiya. Do you understand? Probably not. Let me put it this way. You think, therefore you are. Haruhi thinks therefore it is. The soul reason why aliens, espers, Ray Roberts, Pokemon and Time Lords even exist are because Haruhi wanted it to. This whole world could appolaspes if Haruhi was to want it to change. She must not be bored. Some people believe that Haruhi is the daughter of God, making her the younger sister of God's only son, Chuck Norris. Others believe that Haruhi is merely Jesus using a sexy no justsu This also means Mikuru Asahina is Doctor Who using a Sexy no Jutsu. PC Ben Thomas should not be aware of Haruhi for he is a lolicon and likes girls in her age group, sometimes lower. For this reason, Haruhi will not approve of Ben and cease him to exist. After doing so she may loose faith in the world and want to change it for her own good or her perspective of good: without lolicons.

SCKC

Profile: Wam Bam Jam Man

The SCKC?

Alan Watts

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Chef Execellent!

Haruhi Suzimiya

Lord Lolzemort

The Optimus Prime Party

Fletch The Dog

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