Profile: Ken Ishii

Name: Ken Ishii
Rank: Samurai of Manchester
Location: Manchester, England
Common username(s): @kensta35 on Dailybooth/evisujp on YouTube/Kentendo64 on Xbox Live.
D.O.B: 3/11/1995
D.O.J: 10/6/2009
Advantages brought to the Club:

He's sweet bloke deep down. :)
Quite good Forza, I guess.
He's actually a rather kind and awesome friend.
You can not not love Ken!..... what?
Only SCKCer to be rumoured to have tourettes.
He is able to speak Japanese and claims to be able to understand Chinese (lying twat).
Much like Ray, he has a love for martial artist/actor/singer/legend Jackie Chan.

Disadvantages: Tends to play Forza 3 with the volume high enough to annoy to everything, then shout "FUCKING DICK" when he crashes. He's also rather offensive to other races, females, gay people, people with Prader Willi and rare species of Amazonian poison dart frogs.
Quote: "FUCKING DICK!","Queer gay bellend" and "Ray has erectile dysfunction"

The SCKC?

The Special cool kid club are the elite of the elite. The best around. The very best that ever was, ever will, ever can. Where would you like to start? All concepts, profiles, ideas, statements, theory, questions, hypothesis, skin care products and slightly obese Blastoises are told through the experiences and mind of Ray Roberts. If any bit of SCKC does not make sense to your mind please keep this fact in mind and note that you might not ever understand for Ray wrote this.

Basically, if Mr Ray Roberts is fond of your existence, enjoys your company and considers you to be a good friend then he'll put you on there to show how much he loves you.

Alan Watts

Alan Watts is father of Jamie Watts (beloved SCKC member). He is an lawyer who has gained the lawyer of the week status twice, appeared on the Apprentice, worked of adviser for Sir Alan Sugar and also plays Fifa in his spear time. His image has been mocked on Dailybooth under the account "AlanWatts_HerbertSmith". He has brought many lulz to the SCKC for few reasons. His image resembles a mix of Jack Black, Borris Johson and Mr Blobby. Second reason is he is the father of Jamie and thirdly and most importantly.. his quotes. "Your house." "Loud, obnoxious and inexperienced.", "You're 21 one and I find you a little immature."

Chef Execellent!

Chef Excellent (as seen above) is well-renown by the members of the SCKC for granting the status of excellent to things ranging from "Stay Fresh Cheesebags" to people! In 1492 he was granted ownership of the country that was to be known as New Yorkshire Pudding. He had to import 10,000,000 boxs of bisto onions flavour gravy from the UK to meet demands of the Louis Pierce. After unable to please Louis he lost his title of king and said these exact words upon leaving "This is Execellently shit! You fat ginger execellent bastard, I hope you execellent in hell."

Haruhi Suzimiya

Haruhi Suzumiya is a high school student living in Japan. There are many different theories to what Haruhi is but most have the same basic idea; She is an anonymously. For what is, and for what will be because of Suzumiya. Do you understand? Probably not. Let me put it this way. You think, therefore you are. Haruhi thinks therefore it is. The soul reason why aliens, espers, Ray Roberts, Pokemon and Time Lords even exist are because Haruhi wanted it to. This whole world could appolaspes if Haruhi was to want it to change. She must not be bored. Some people believe that Haruhi is the daughter of God, making her the younger sister of God's only son, Chuck Norris. Others believe that Haruhi is merely Jesus using a sexy no justsu This also means Mikuru Asahina is Doctor Who using a Sexy no Jutsu. PC Ben Thomas should not be aware of Haruhi for he is a lolicon and likes girls in her age group, sometimes lower. For this reason, Haruhi will not approve of Ben and cease him to exist. After doing so she may loose faith in the world and want to change it for her own good or her perspective of good: without lolicons.

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Profile: Ken Ishii

The SCKC?

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Chef Execellent!

Haruhi Suzimiya

Lord Lolzemort

The Optimus Prime Party

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