Profile: Billie Melissa Rogan

Name: Billie "Addie" Melissa Rogan
Rank: The Bees knees.
Location: Essex, England
Common username(s): WestEndActress (sometimes known as WestSidePrincess)
D.O.B: 29/4/1996
D.O.J: 18/2/2010
Advantages brought to the Club

Very naive, especially when it comes to sexual terms.
Generally, a pretty awesome and kind person
Putting her hand in her mouth to create lulz while shoo hosting on the King1982.
Much like Louis Pierce, she also has the rare "ginger" hair colour.
She has a deep and sweat relationship with both Corey and Joe even though their mother, Katie, disapproves.
She's like the most girlish girl you'll ever find on this site.. ever.
Who has been able to see Alan Watts, Herbert Smith lawyer, twice.
Upon recent developments of mid-2010, she has started to have a heavy increase of "bring the lolz!"

Disadvantages: She types like a robot with a purpose. Loud and proud.
Quote: "What's a 69?"

The SCKC?

The Special cool kid club are the elite of the elite. The best around. The very best that ever was, ever will, ever can. Where would you like to start? All concepts, profiles, ideas, statements, theory, questions, hypothesis, skin care products and slightly obese Blastoises are told through the experiences and mind of Ray Roberts. If any bit of SCKC does not make sense to your mind please keep this fact in mind and note that you might not ever understand for Ray wrote this.

Basically, if Mr Ray Roberts is fond of your existence, enjoys your company and considers you to be a good friend then he'll put you on there to show how much he loves you.

Alan Watts

Alan Watts is father of Jamie Watts (beloved SCKC member). He is an lawyer who has gained the lawyer of the week status twice, appeared on the Apprentice, worked of adviser for Sir Alan Sugar and also plays Fifa in his spear time. His image has been mocked on Dailybooth under the account "AlanWatts_HerbertSmith". He has brought many lulz to the SCKC for few reasons. His image resembles a mix of Jack Black, Borris Johson and Mr Blobby. Second reason is he is the father of Jamie and thirdly and most importantly.. his quotes. "Your house." "Loud, obnoxious and inexperienced.", "You're 21 one and I find you a little immature."

Chef Execellent!

Chef Excellent (as seen above) is well-renown by the members of the SCKC for granting the status of excellent to things ranging from "Stay Fresh Cheesebags" to people! In 1492 he was granted ownership of the country that was to be known as New Yorkshire Pudding. He had to import 10,000,000 boxs of bisto onions flavour gravy from the UK to meet demands of the Louis Pierce. After unable to please Louis he lost his title of king and said these exact words upon leaving "This is Execellently shit! You fat ginger execellent bastard, I hope you execellent in hell."

Haruhi Suzimiya

Haruhi Suzumiya is a high school student living in Japan. There are many different theories to what Haruhi is but most have the same basic idea; She is an anonymously. For what is, and for what will be because of Suzumiya. Do you understand? Probably not. Let me put it this way. You think, therefore you are. Haruhi thinks therefore it is. The soul reason why aliens, espers, Ray Roberts, Pokemon and Time Lords even exist are because Haruhi wanted it to. This whole world could appolaspes if Haruhi was to want it to change. She must not be bored. Some people believe that Haruhi is the daughter of God, making her the younger sister of God's only son, Chuck Norris. Others believe that Haruhi is merely Jesus using a sexy no justsu This also means Mikuru Asahina is Doctor Who using a Sexy no Jutsu. PC Ben Thomas should not be aware of Haruhi for he is a lolicon and likes girls in her age group, sometimes lower. For this reason, Haruhi will not approve of Ben and cease him to exist. After doing so she may loose faith in the world and want to change it for her own good or her perspective of good: without lolicons.

SCKC

Profile: Billie Melissa Rogan

The SCKC?

Alan Watts

"L"

Chef Execellent!

Haruhi Suzimiya

Lord Lolzemort

The Optimus Prime Party

Fletch The Dog

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